Pope Bathes In Holy Water For Days After Trump’s Visit — The Return of the Modern Philosopher

Pope Francis was so effected by President Trump’s recent visit to the Vatican that the Pontiff bathed in holy water for several days after the Orange Menace departed. “The Holy Father wanted to ensure that he did not become possessed by whatever evil has taken over Mr. Trump’s body,” a Vatican spokesperson explained. “While Pope […]

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